...this would be one of his "answers" too:
Dear Prudie,
I recently had breast-enhancement surgery, and there is a noticeable difference. My question is, How do I respond when people make remarks about it? I know that it is an obvious change, and people do notice, but it is not as if I'm flaunting it in revealing tops. How do I respond when someone says, "Wow, you got a boob job!" I find it very rude when mere acquaintances make such comments, as I would not comment if they got dentures!
—Newly Enhanced
Dear Newly,
There's a Bible verse for every situation, and Psalms 23.5 seems appropriate here. But what a bunch of jugheads your acquaintances are if they feel the need to keep abreast of your personal developments. Don't get into a tit for tat with them. Just turn away as you say, "Ta ta."
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That advice columnist Prudie is an udder boob. She's just melon it in. She's out of her areola of expertise. You can rack it up to people's insecurity, but Newly Enhanced needs to nip this in the bud.
I say don't knocker just because she doesn't know how to respond to people. Who gives a hooter what other people think? She has to do what's bust for her -- get this all off of her chest. She'll be gland when this is all a distant mammary.
Posted at 5:09 PM on Mar 27, 2008 by Brian Alvey
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Gotta leave it to you Brian for milking this for all it's worth :).
Posted at 5:16 PM on Mar 27, 2008 by Niki Alvey
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Always the comedians even with the Liv action going on!!!
Posted at 5:41 PM on Mar 27, 2008 by Pat West
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Why isn't Brian writing for Saturday Night Live?
Posted at 6:55 PM on Mar 27, 2008 by Auntie Lynn
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